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Bald Reply Guy

Caldera

Caldera

Posted on Jan 17, 2025

Caldera is Looking for a Bald Reply Guy

  • Must be bald already or be willing to shave head completely bald and maintain the chrome dome aesthetic for entire employment duration (this is non-negotiable)

  • Selfies as proof of baldness encouraged but must keep it tasteful

  • Track engagement KPIs like "ratio success rate"

What we look for

  • Active on twitter

  • Strong opinions

  • 1000+ replies per day

  • 10+ hours of screen time

  • Expert-level understanding of crypto twitter dynamics

  • Natural ability to build relationships through the perfect mix of shitposting and genuine engagement

Nice to Haves

  • 100k+ followers on X

  • A glorious beard to compliment the required bald head

  • Deep knowledge of L2s, rollups and ethereum

  • Public speaking skills

  • Lambo

  • Operate on demon time